Binary Pi: DON'T DO IT!

An interesting check on strict liability information possession crimes Converting Pi to binary: DON'T DO IT! [from disLEXia and Russ Perry Jr.].

WARNING: Do NOT calculate Pi in binary. It is conjectured that this
number is normal, meaning that it contains ALL finite bit strings.


If you compute it, you will be guilty of:


* Copyright infringement (of all books, all short stories, all
newspapers, all magazines, all web sites, all music, all movies,
and all software, including the complete Windows source code)

* Trademark infringement

* Possession of child pornography

* Espionage (unauthorized possession of top secret information)

* Possession of DVD-cracking software

* Possession of threats to the President

* Possession of everyone's SSN, everyone's credit card numbers, everyone's PIN numbers, everyone's unlisted phone numbers, and
everyone's passwords

* Defaming Islam. Not technically illegal, but you'll have to go
into hiding along with Salman Rushdie.

* Defaming Scientology. Which IS illegal -- just ask Keith Henson.

Which of these statements are correct?